Return to menu The Gang of Boys sketch:
[BOY WITH HIS GIRL FRIEND WALKING TOGETHER> THEY COME ROUND A CORNER AND SEE THREE BAD BOYS]
Boy: Oh no! Those boys look tough -
might mock us!
Girl: But... it will be alright won't it?
Boy: Just do as I say and we'll be alright!
[THEY APPROACH THE THREE BOYS]
Bad boy 1: [THREATEN] Are you two an item then?
Boy: [STAMMERS] No, no, no... I don't know her!
Bad boy 2: [THREATEN] Oh come off it! [MOCK] Holding her hand were you?
Boy: No honest..... I was just passing her as I came round that corner.
Bad boy 3: [STEP BETWEEN THEM AND STAND IN FRONT OF GIRL] Well in that case, it looks
like you are mine then babe!
Girl: [LOOK AT BOY, THEN AT BAD BOY 3] I was on my way home.
Bad boy 3: So soon? We've only just met!
Bad boy 1: [TO BOY] What are you hanging around for?
Boy: Yeah,.....I was on my way home too. [WALK OFF]
Bad boy 3: So babe, what shall we do tonight?
Girl: [STRONGLY] I said I was on my way home...... and I mustn't be late! [STEP AROUND BAD BOY]
Bad boy 3: [MOCK] Oh a Mummies girl! Hey guys she can't be late back!
[GIRL CARRIES ON WALKING AWAY FROM THEM].