The Gang of Boys sketch:
[Boy with his girl friend walking together. They come round a corner & see 3 bad boys]
Boy: Oh no! Those boys look tough - let's pretend we don't know each other, otherwise they might mock us!
Girl: But... it will be alright won't it?
Boy: Just do as I say & we'll be alright!
[They approach the 3 boys]
Bad boy 1: [In a threatening way] Are you two an item then?
Boy: [Stammers] No... I don't know her!
Bad boy 2: [In a threatening way] Oh come off it! [Then mocks] Holding her hand were you?
Boy: No honest..... I was just passing her as I came round that corner.
Bad boy 3: [Steps between them, & stands in front of the girl.] Well in that case, it looks like you are mine then babe!
Girl: [Looks at boy, then at bad boy 3] I was on my way home.
Bad boy 3: So soon? We've only just met!
Bad boy 1: [to boy] What are you hanging around for?
Boy: Yeah,.....I was on my way home too. [walks off]
Bad boy 3: So babe, what shall we do tonight?
Girl: [Strongly] I said I was on my way home...... & I mustn't be late! [Steps around bad boy]
Bad boy 3: [Mocking] Oh a Mummies girl! Hey guys she can't be late back!
[Girl carries on walking away from them].