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A Fresh Start

Zac is short for Zaccheus.

SCENE 1

[TAX COLLECTORS SITTING DOWN AT A FEAST. CONTINUE EATING & DRINKING WHILE TALKING]

 

M: So what’s in this dish?  

 

A: Crocodile from the river Nile cooked in Greek honey.  

 

P: Really? I thought it was those Persian lizard things.  

 

M: I must say they have got a very unusual taste.   

 

A: Yes, it tastes like goat, but with a fishy tang.  

 

ZAC: [GO UP STAGE STEPS, BUT REMAIN HIDDEN FROM THOSE EATING]  

 

SERVANT: [GO UP STAGE STEPS & ONTO STAGE] My lords and ladies, Zaccheus....  

 

ZAC:  Ssssh! [ARMS FLAPPING AT SERVANT, BECAUSE DON’T WANT TO BE SEEN]

 

SERVANT: Err, Zac hasn’t arrived yet!  [EXIT STAGE]

 

M: [BAFFLED]  What?  

 

A: What was all that about?

 

P: Well, clearly Zac isn’t here!  

 

M: Talking of Zac.  I don’t think he’s quite himself lately.

 

A: I agree. He used to party really hard, but these last few days he’s been rather distant.

 

P: He’s not in love is he?  

 

M: What Zac! I thought he had a different one for every day of the week.

 

A: No, I can’t believe that Zac is in love!

 

ZAC: [TURN TO SERVANT & BECKON HIM OVER & POINT AT OTHERS]  

 

SERVANT: [STAND AT SIDE] My lords and ladies, Zaccheus has just arrived.

 

P: Oh, change the subject quick!

 

ZAC: [WALK IN, SIT AT THE TABLE & START TO EAT & DRINK]   

 

M: Hello Zac. What have you been up to?  

 

ZAC: [CONTINUE EATING] What have you been talking about?

 

A: [DEFENSIVE] Oh the usual.  

 

P: We were talking about the wine. It’s all the way from Spain.  

 

ZAC: [DEAD PAN] Really.

 

M: Have you been counting all your money?

 

ZAC:  [DEAD PAN] No.

 

A: I can’t believe that Zac! You normally count your money twice a day!

 

P:  Yeah, if not more!

 

ZAC: [UNMOVED. CONTINUE EATING]

 

M: Are you still managing to get all that money off the bloke at Grove House?

 

A: Yeah! You had a master plan with him.   

 

P:   I don’t know how you do it Zac. What do you do?

 

M:  Do you threaten them with violence?

 

A: Or do you find a bit of juicy info about them, then they pay you to keep it quite?

 

ZAC: I don’t want to talk about it.  

 

P: Zac!  What’s the matter?  

 

M: You haven’t kept secrets from us before!

ZAC: I’m not going to be collecting my money tomorrow, so don’t expect to see me there.

 

A: [JOKE TO THE OTHERS] There you go, it is love!

 

ZAC: [SERIOUS. SHAKE HEAD]  No.  [PAUSE] Have you heard about a preacher from Nazareth?  

 

EVERYONE: [STARTLED]  A preacher!

 

P: Are you going religious Zac?

 

ZAC:  No. [PAUSE]  But have you seen or heard about the preacher,  Jesus from Nazareth?  

 

M:  I think I heard something about him. He healed someone who couldn’t walk.

 

A: Yeah, and he made a blind man see.

 

P:   [FORCEFUL] Stop! You are all talking as if you believe in this man!  

 

M:  No we’re not! Zac asked us whether we had heard about this preacher....  

 

A:   ...and we’re just saying what we’ve heard.

 

ZAC: [THOUGHTFUL] But what if it’s true?

 

P:  It can’t be true!

 

M:   No it can’t be true. I’ve heard that he raised someone back to life!

 

A: Yes, during a funeral, he walked up to the coffin and raised the body back to life!

 

P: [ANGRY] You’re talking again as if it was true!  No human can do that!

 

ZAC: That’s what I mean.

 

M:  So it must be a fake?  Right Zac?

 

ZAC: I don’t know.

 

P:   There you go! Zac has gone bonkers!  He’s gone all religious!

 

ZAC: [DEFENSIVE] No I haven’t!  All I said was:  ‘I don’t know’

 

A: [RELIEVED] you had me worried there Zac.  I thought you were a gonna!   

 

ZAC:  No, you’ll still have to put up with me.

 

M:   So we’ll see you tomorrow at the normal place, collecting your money then?

 

ZAC:     No.  I’m not going to be collecting my money tomorrow, so don’t expect to see me there.      

 

A: Oh! You’re going to see the preacher then!

 

ZAC:  That’s my business.

 

P: [ANNOYED] Come off it Zac!  He won’t want to talk to you!

 

M:   You’re far too bad for him!

 

ZAC:     You’re probably right. But I’m still interested to meet him.     

 

A: You meet the preacher man!  Get real Zac! He won’t want to speak to you!

 

P:  Anyway, I’ve heard that he gets surrounded by thousands of people, so he won’t even be able to see  you in the crowd.

 

M:   No, being such a shortie!

 

A:   If you stand behind just one person, you’ll be invisible!

 

P:     What a waste of time!     

 

M: Think of all that money you could make in that time.

 

A:  So we’ll see you tomorrow, OK?

 

ZAC: [SHAKE HEAD]

 

P:   Get real Zac.  You are, what you are.  No preacher is going to change that!

 

M:     Oh, let’s leave him to start to see sense!      

 

EVERYONE EXCEPT ZAC: See you tomorrow Zac.  [EXIT STAGE]

 

ZAC:  [SHAKE HEAD & EXIT STAGE]

 

SCENE 2

[CROWD PEOPLE – NO HEAD DRESSES (ie names with a number 2 after them) SAT IN WITH THE AUDIENCE]

 

ZAC:  [LOOK TO STAGE SIDE]  How on earth am I going to see Jesus?  There’s thousands of people!

 

M:   [EXCITED] He’s coming! He’s over there!  [POINT TO BACK OF HALL]

 

ZAC:  [FRUSTRATED]   Where?  I can’t see anything!   I’m not going to be able to speak to him!    

 

A: You want to speak to Jesus!  That’s impossible with all these people!

 

P:  Anyway, why would he want to speak to you, you’re a thieving tax collector!

 

ZAC:  I’ll climb that tree.  I won’t be able to speak to Jesus, but at least I will be able to see what

 he looks like. [GO BEHIND TREE, CLIMB IT & LOOK OUT FROM IT]

 

M:   What are you doing up that tree. We don’t want you around here!

 

A:     Go away, you’re not welcome here!     

 

ZAC:  Be quiet, I’m not listening to you.  I think I can see Jesus!

 

JESUS:  [WALK FROM THE KITCHEN TO NEAR THE STAGE]  

 

P: [EXCITED] It’s Jesus!

 

M:   Hurray! Do a miracle for us Jesus!

 

JESUS:   Hey, Zac!  [POINT & WAVE AT ZAC]

 

ZAC:     Who me?     

 

JESUS: Yes!  You’re Zaccheus aren’t you!  [MOVE TO FOOT OF STAGE, NEAR STEPS]

 

ZAC:  Errrm. How did you know that?

 

JESUS: God knows everything.  Right?

 

ZAC:   [UNSURE]  God knows everything.  [QUESTIONING]  Right?

 

JESUS:     So I know that you’re Zaccheus!  Right?     

 

ZAC: [BRIGHTENS]  Right!

 

JESUS:  Climb down the tree.  I would like to have a meal at your house.

 

ZAC:     [AMAZED]  At my house?     [CLIMB DOWN TREE]  

 

A: Booo!  Why do you go with a thieving tax collector?

 

JESUS:  Because I want to chat with Zac, what’s wrong with that?

 

P: Everything!  He’s a human low life!

 

ZAC:     [EXCITED]  I would love to give you a meal at my place.  But before we go, I would like to say

that I will give half of my money and possessions to charities and the poor.

 Also, to those I have cheated money out of, I will pay back four times the amount.

 

JESUS: Today salvation has come to you Zac

 

M:  Impossible! He will never change!

 

A: He’ll always cheat people out of their money.

 

JESUS:     No, you are wrong, Zac has had a deep change of heart, because I have come to

 save what was lost.  [CLIMB STEPS & EXIT BACK OF STAGE WITH ZAC]

THE END